Boss Monster’s first page, published to the internet at last. It doesn’t all seem so bad – that seagull seems pretty fat and happy, after all.
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Sure you don’t, green man. You only probably ordered his little Happy Meal there for him since he’s apparently MUTE. Just because you’re having a bad night you gotta cut off the seagull – we all see how it is.
See, this is what happens when you DON’T PAY ATTENTION. I mean, I don’t think this level of “oh no” is necessarily unheard of in their line of business and work ethic. I was informed by people who DO work in warehouses that you aren’t even supposed to leave an unattended forklift with the lift up, though, so I don’t know. I guess they’re not the most thoroughly trained of dock workers.
If you’re reading this, it’s because I’ve managed to get the site up and running without blowing anything up. Welcome to page 4 of Boss Monster’s first chapter, so back-browse for the first page, and relax and watch the dust settle while I slowly get this show on the road.
Oh – the kid speaks! Sort of.
And just a disclaimer – Roddy there is a professional. If anyone else ever in any scenario tells you “hey, this big monster that can rip your arm HATES it when you do ____” with implications that you should do ____? Always err on the side of caution.
Of course if you erred on the side of caution you maybe wouldn’t sit under an idly raised forklift eating french fries with your back to the ocean. What I’m trying to say is, be safe.
